Meet Rich Gruntner—legendary leader, can collector, and guardian of every street corner! When he’s not scouting for bottle caps or defending his crew’s precious territory from rival hobos, Rich is rallying the troops with his famous battle cry: “All for one and all for scrap!” Known for his unmatched ability to transform a shopping cart into a mobile-mini fortress, Rich stands as the fearless, slightly scruffy leader of the Hobotech Defense Force (HDF).
And, of course, we had to add some Japanese to this shirt to keep it legit: ホボテック防衛軍の勇敢な指導者!
(Means, "Brave leader of the Hobotech Defense Forces!")
Wear this shirt and join the ranks of the HDF—a band of noble wanderers who roam the alleys with courage, cardboard shields, and an unwavering loyalty to the Hobotech cause.
Hobotech Defence Force Unisex classic tee
$20.99Price